Embarking on a lifelong commitment with the person you love is a momentous occasion, but that doesn’t mean it’s all serious business. Many couples choose to incorporate funny wedding ceremony readings to help lighten up the mood with a good balance of wit and humor. Of course, if you and your partner are writing your own vows, including some funny tidbits is a great way to make your ceremony feel more personal, but it doesn’t have to stop there. Selecting funny wedding ceremony readings is an opportunity to showcase both of your personalities while putting a smile on all your guests’ faces.
If you’re making selections for your ceremony lineup, we’ve compiled the best funny wedding ceremony readings for every type of couple who loves a good laugh.
“I’ll Be Here For You” by Louise Cuddon
A clever poem about facing life’s ups and downs together.
“When I’m Sixty Four” by The Beatles
This classic song from The Beatles is a crowd favorite for a reason.
“Yes, I’ll Marry You” by Pam Ayres
A feisty marriage poem that packs a punch.
The Impressive Clergyman Quote from The Princess Bride
The most quotable line from everyone’s favorite wedding movie—and a very funny wedding ceremony reading.
“I Wanna Be Yours” by John Cooper Clarke
Light-hearted song lyrics to make everyone smile.
“And I Have You” by Nikki Giovanni
We love the simple sweetness of this poem.
“Marriage is Like My Old Car” by Marie April Gismondi
A poem of comedy and marriage advice all mixed into one funny wedding ceremony reading.
“The Romance” by Shel Silverstein
Humor on the sweeter side, this poem is classic as can be.
“Love Me” by Bee Rawlinson
A clever little poem about growing old together.
“He Never Leaves The Seat Up” by Anon
A funny wedding ceremony reading for the couple who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
“I Like You” by Ben Rector
This sweet and simple song excerpt would be great read by a child.
Your Personal Penguin by Sandra Boynton
A children’s book reading with both humor and heart.
